October 09, 2009

Lucky and Shiz Stanley

This is the story of two Flat Stanleys: Lucky Stanley and Shiz Stanley.

Lucky Stanley, like Black Eyed Peas, had a feeling that tonight
would be a good night.





Shiz Stanley, on the other hand, started the evening off with
some creepy-looking stuff.




Lucky Stanley took a ride on Destiny, and sipped a refreshing
CapriSun. Lucky!





Shiz Stanley, on the other hand, somehow found himself inside a Coke bottle, being sipped by Destiny. Shiz.






For dinner, Lucky Stanley had some delicious Taco Bell. Lucky!





Shiz Stanley, on the other hand, had to fish through the garbage
for some scraps, becuase he forgot his debit card in his OTHER pants.
Shiz.




After dinner, Lucky stanley found the men's room unoccupied! Lucky!







Shiz Stanley, on the other hand, upon finding the men's room
occupied by Lucky Stanley, had to sneak in the women's room, where
there are no urinals, and hope that nobody would see him. Shiz.





Lucky Stanley caught a plane and visited beautiful Barcelona, Spain! Lucky!






Shiz Stanley, on the other hand, had to wait on standby, and then his flight was cancelled, and had to trade his ticket for the only destination left. Canada. Shiz.





Lucky Stanley found a happy family of statues and frolicked with them! Lucky!






Shiz Stanley, on the other hand, got picked up by a creepy
mummified girl statue. Shiz.






And then he got mugged and stabbed. Double Shiz.





Meanwhile, Lucky Stanley headed home on his new bike! Lucky!






Since Shiz Stanley is still a FLAT Stanley, Lucky Stanley didn't
notice that he had run over Shiz Stanley. Shiz.






After a hard day, Shiz Stanley lay down on a barbecue grill to relax.





Things were starting to heat up for Shiz Stanley!






Shiz.

October 05, 2009

Pros and Cons

I had some really exciting things happen to me lately.
Then some not so exciting things happen to me. I will not name them all but I will share some.

We had a code blue at the hospital. For those that don't know, code blue is usually a cardiac arrest. Some times it's something else, but the main idea is a heart attack. Now, usually I am never there, but this time I was. Not only was I there I got to direct people, tell the defibrillator carriers where to go, and let the doctor in through the locked door, I also got to know everything about it because I was so close. How cool!

I am an official at work that gets benefits and paid time off. Yeah! This officially happened today, and currently Jack and I are reviewing what we need for our benefits.

We used the last of a gift card from our wedding for a dishes set that is square. Unfortunately, they don't fit in the cabinet.

I am now feeling so much better from being sick.

George-Michael the fish is really trained to eat when I tap the glass.

Now for some unfun things.

The house is still a mess.

I have had to work 6 days in a row.

Our window in the front room still doesn't close properly, so every once in a while it blows just right on the curtain, and makes a moaning noise like its haunted in here.

I dumped my DIRTY mop bucket water all over my feet. My feet were bare in my flip flops, I had already changed my shoes.



I have really grown to love milk in cardboard cartons. I have them a lot for breakfast at work. I think I know what I am going to be for Halloween. It's silly its going to be a secret, but I am at least proud I figured something out. I was also thinking a lot about blogging lately, I need to do it more.

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